Poacher Gifts

Elephant in the Room

The interview seemed to be going well until Gordon's sixth sense kicked in.

"These, my son, are the tracks of a very dangerous animal we should always try to avoid..."

Wildlife trade and COVID-19.

No Fear.

''Just you and me', he said. 'No guns', he said. 'Right here, right now', he said...'

'Poaching? You'll never catch me poaching. I always grill 'em!'

Reardon stopped and motioned the party to a halt. Nothing at first, but soon we could all smell the curious odour associated with the illicit trade in un-fertilized chicken ova...

Thug takes dog badger baiting with 'Set Nav'.

An angry Elephant has finally found the person who has his former Tusks.

An angry gang of Raccoons have finally found the person with their former tail and butt fur.

"No no, I said sit!!"

"When I first arrived, Young Master was always with me and Old Master didn't want anything to do with me, nor it's the opposite: Go figure..."

Dog fetching clown shoes.

Shakespeare's Lost Play: The Taming of the Pooch.

'Hmm ... wonder how much ivory fetches these days.'

"I've been calling, but he's not picking up."

"No you, he called you a lap dog."

'Sure, I could be independent, but it's so much nicer to allow myself to be spoiled rotten by Mistress...'

"I've got the bowl, the bone, the big yard. I know I should be happy."

Dog wearing a cone around his waist: 'Hemorrhoids.'

"We should probably stop calling each other 'Fluffy's person' and 'Fifi's person' and learn each other's real names - now that we're married I mean."

Good Dog!

"Actually, There's a lot less pressure since I've gone from his best friend to his therapy dog."

"I'm just saying, studies show that owning a human can improve the quality of your life."

'And this bone, would you say he wanted to pick it for quite some time?'

"It's a fantastic character reference..."

"I think that I shall never see a tree on which I wouldn't pee."

'I'm looking for an eight minute mile pace. Ready, and ...'

'I forgot to tell you... he's part Spitz.'

"Funny how he always goes in the same spot."

"Aw, so cute - scooter's running in his sleep again."

"I have no skills. . . only tricks."

Tough Guy

"I told him about anthropomorphism, and he decided to try it."