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'Loose Nuke Round Up!'

"Bark or stare? Always a tough decision. Bark? Maybe stare? Whimper? Maybe? Meanwhile, stare."

"I'm new here. How much do we leave for a tip?"

'The great thing is, the poor won't be able to squander it on luxuries such as dignity, equality and hope!'

"If he tries to dip, Mrs. Callister, you mustn't hesitate to use the choke chain."

"Another slander suit!"

Should I bark? Flow chart for dogs

'Peanuts, popcorn, steroids!'

Public toiletsbathrooms for dogs using fire hydrants in cubicals.

'Gluten-free manna will come in the second salvo.'

'Wag the tails!'

'Hopefully this will not have a negative impact on my dinner.'

'Don't forget to talk about their dog!'

The Poodle and The Twooudle.

'Nice try, Billy, but dogma is not a puppy's mother!'

"Here's a nice white wine. Goes great with grooming and hairballs.

"You spoil that dog."

'Play dead.'

101 Poops - Dalmatian dog walker is in for a torrid time.

'It's a party invitation, Phillip, not a hostile takeover.'

Blue-nosed pointer: 'Naughty, naughty!'

"Let me tell you Belinda. . . you certainly don't belong on the beginner's slope."

Weight and Fortune.

'The service is over, Ed. You have to wake them up.'

My mum was telling me they have some wild Christmas parties round here!

Ventriloquists dummy.

"We're actually gonna skip the appetizers and entrée and have the banana split and banana pudding for dessert."

'Freshly ground pepper?'

"I never thought that Rex from no. 81 wold get 'emasculated'..."

Dog Training Institute

The adorably cute Labradoor (A dog in the shape of a door)

Good luck making this shot.

'Am I missing something here?'

'My bitch left me for another cur!'