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'It's a party invitation, Phillip, not a hostile takeover.'

"Ooh, I must sit down - I'm dead on my feet!"

Beach con-man.

"I am so attracted to you right now."

The devil you know and his plus one

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

That party went well.

Peel poker.

"Yeah. But he's a handful."

"I don't know anything about art, but this is a damned good Martini."

Masquerade

Movie Awards. That movie always comes alone and never stays for the after-party. It's an independent film.

'Not only do I have a black belt in karate, I also have a husband in the hospital to prove it!'

Redhead

Carioca

'One more hangover like this and I'm going to have to claim for sickness during holiday absence.'

'Having algorithm and having rhythm are 2 different things.'

Guy dressed as an ostrich at a fancy dress party. Lump in birds throat like a real bird.

Cheers

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Leo McKern

Healthcare workers come to the N.H.S. Fancy dress party dressed as viruses.

Space hopper as a bouncer of a nightclub

The Friday Night Olive Races Down at the Tribeca Martini Bar

"Do excuse me, I've got a nuttiness allergy."

"Happy Birthday - I saw this and thought of you."

'At that moment, across a crowded room, their thighs met.'

"Aperitif?"

"My compliments to the sommelier."

"My wife and I handle our own finances. I'm an accountant and she's a grief counselor."

"...and what do you think will happen if you do attend the party?

"I'm floating in pure vodka; feel free to dip your glass in if you'd like."

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"I like them. They hate the same things we do."

"How much longer, roughly, will you be introducing me as a 'disgruntled Republican'?"