Party Perplexer Pillows

'It's a party invitation, Phillip, not a hostile takeover.'

"Ooh, I must sit down - I'm dead on my feet!"

Beach con-man.

The devil you know and his plus one

"I am so attracted to you right now."

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

That party went well.

"I don't know anything about art, but this is a damned good Martini."

"Yeah. But he's a handful."

Masquerade

Carioca

'Not only do I have a black belt in karate, I also have a husband in the hospital to prove it!'

Redhead

'One more hangover like this and I'm going to have to claim for sickness during holiday absence.'

'Having algorithm and having rhythm are 2 different things.'

Guy dressed as an ostrich at a fancy dress party. Lump in birds throat like a real bird.

Cheers

Christmas sweater alternatives

Leo McKern

Healthcare workers come to the N.H.S. Fancy dress party dressed as viruses.

Space hopper as a bouncer of a nightclub

Lightest beer on the market. Carbonated with helium.

"I like them. They hate the same things we do."

"Aperitif?"

"...and what do you think will happen if you do attend the party?

"Do excuse me, I've got a nuttiness allergy."

'At that moment, across a crowded room, their thighs met.'

Down on Bourbon Street...

"How much longer, roughly, will you be introducing me as a 'disgruntled Republican'?"

"Happy Birthday - I saw this and thought of you."

The Friday Night Olive Races Down at the Tribeca Martini Bar

"My wife and I handle our own finances. I'm an accountant and she's a grief counselor."

"I'm floating in pure vodka; feel free to dip your glass in if you'd like."

"My compliments to the sommelier."