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''Free as a bird': Yeah right!'

"Bark or stare? Always a tough decision. Bark? Maybe stare? Whimper? Maybe? Meanwhile, stare."

'Cat or dog?' - 'A little of both.'

'Big sale at the Dog Store. Buy 1, get 2 free.'

In life there are things we cannot understand � the words 'get down,' invisible fences, cats...

'Marm doesn't understand, 'I've got it, I've got it'.'

"I'm not a mad dog. But I'm not particularly happy either."

"You've got to understand, in my family Dad was the poodle and Mom was the pit bull."

"Turned out he wasn't a miniature."

"I think he's lost."

Fish Food

"Obviously, somebody screwed up somewhere."

'Byt the way, what have you been eating? Because your crap tastes like crap!'

'Oh, that is so simplistic. Why must you always see the world in black and white?'

'Journey of self-discovery' Dog realizes he can make his leg move when he scratches.

He's at that confusing stage between chasing his own tail or the mail carrier's.

'I bark, therefore I am.'

'Oh look, John, it's Chirpie who's been firing darts at the cat - and all this time we thought it was the children.'

"Is it too late to get a puppy?"

"He expects us to climbdown first."

"Happy 126th birthday, girl!"

'Sometimes I think I spoil this dog'

"We're not so different, you and I."

'It's a party invitation, Phillip, not a hostile takeover.'

I Wonder if They can Think…

'Don't you think you're pampering him a bit?'

'Has anyone seen my book on pet psychology?'

"What do cats want?"

"That 'Love thy neighbor' part, does that include cats?"

If you have 5 dogs, 3 will be asleep.

'I ask you: How can putting us in a glass bowl with plastic plants be entertaining to them?'

Woman pins up a Lost Cat poster on a telegraph pole, but the cat is hiding from her behind the pole.

'I'm not sure who the father is, I didn't get a look at his face'

"Obedience school prepared me for everything but cats."