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'Am I missing something here?'

"Bark or stare? Always a tough decision. Bark? Maybe stare? Whimper? Maybe? Meanwhile, stare."

'Big sale at the Dog Store. Buy 1, get 2 free.'

'Or we could just ask her what kind of dog it is.'

"Actually, it wasn't so bad. One minute I was standing in line at the slaughterhouse...The next thing I knew, I was being basted in my own juices..."

"Take a right at Rocky's fire hydrant. A left at Duke's bench and the dog part will be one block past buddy's tree."

"If He didn't want us to eat it, why'd He wrap the whole thing in bacon?"

"I'm not a mad dog. But I'm not particularly happy either."

"So you found an enormous truffle and still you weren't happy."

"You've got to understand, in my family Dad was the poodle and Mom was the pit bull."

'When they start calling you a splendid bird, you know you're in trouble.'

'Well, it's kind of an IV enema!'

A sardine can combined with a cornucopia.

Fish Food

"Turned out he wasn't a miniature."

"Yes, there will be questions but you're unquestionably the nation's most badass mom."

"I don't think you're getting the point of this exercise."

"Who's next?"

'We're going on a little vacation, and we were wondering if you folks would mind taking care of Spot.'

"I wonder if he's talking to me?"

"What d'you say we try sneaking out before the last one?"

'I don't care if top breeders do recommend it - I am not going to eat dog food!'

"Obviously, somebody screwed up somewhere."

This could be interesting...

'Journey of self-discovery' Dog realizes he can make his leg move when he scratches.

He's at that confusing stage between chasing his own tail or the mail carrier's.

'I bark, therefore I am.'

Square root of chicken is egg.

Ken wandered home wondering what the lunar new year would bring. . . like every other man and his dog.

Which came first, the chicken or the egg?

'Happy Xmas!'

'Milton, you really did make it to the other side!'

'You've been overfeeding the budgie again, dear.'

"Is it too late to get a puppy?"

"You're all on rations, due to the ironic rise in the cost of chicken feed."