Plumbing Trickster Gifts

Clown Bathrooms.

'I wonder if they have any water filters?'

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

One vampire tricks another behind a mirror.

'Will you be long, fixing this leak? I'll have to put my Bert's dinner on in ten minutes.'

A cat is hiding in a block of cheese to lure a mouse out of its hole.

'Ships plumber reporting for duty.'

'Well for crying out loud, why didn't you do that when I asked you?!!'

"Well, team, we've been officially disqualified. You can come out of there, Tyler."

'I seem to have a spare tap son.'

"Namaste."

"I got the kids to try more vegetables by putting sugar in the salt shaker."

'Hon, come quick! I think we have a major computer bug.'

"Done Dad! I've hacked the dog's social media account and flooded it and his contacts with links to cat videos..."

"Never mind if you're good with people. Can you hack?"

"So Marty, how's business these days?" "Great. I've just sold my homing pigeon for the 34th time."

DIY store.

'I got tattoos of all my passwords.'

"I never ask for a raise any more. I just hack into the boss's computer and give myself one."

'Okay, here's how your contributor's brand new machine works! Now give me my money!'

'Those artificial flowers look so lifelike it's unusual.'

"It might be a better trick if you didn't use see-through glass"

'Whatever you do don't press the parallel dimensions button again!'

Cyber crime.

"THIS IS A HOLD UP!"

"Let's just take the Kosciuszko."

Vicar with three taps: hot, cold and holy.

'You say it's milk, oh, oh, I must have hooked up the wrong pipes.'

"So you want to sue NASA because the Mars Rover is blocking your driveway while taking soil samples?"

'He's the ship's plumber, Captain.'

"Do you like my new, squirty flower app?"

Hot Water from the bath.

'That's for not taking an interest in archery!'

Gimme 400 rolls of duct tape.

'Mom!!'