Indoor Trickster Gifts

'Mum said to stop playing football in the bath-tub!'

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

One vampire tricks another behind a mirror.

Canned laughter for sale in Theatrical Supplies shop.

A cat is hiding in a block of cheese to lure a mouse out of its hole.

"Trust me. Don't do it."

Magicians hat being pulled out of a rabbit

'I don't think you quite grasp our overall motif.'

'I AM a magician! When I wake up granddad from his nap, I turn Gramps into Grumps!'

"While you're at it Houdini, try and find the last ten years of my life in there."

'Watch out for a very angry witch with a scythe.'

"Do you handle employee salary negotiations as well?"

A voodoo doctor.

"I warned you about those contortions, Mr. Dershowitz."

Mime Tug-of-War

"Oh dear, how embarrassing!"

Go on! Pick a card.

"Abra-Viagra."

The balance of power shifted when sparky figured out how to use the laser pointer.

"This could be fun! Don't you do magic tricks, Cruz?"

'If Mom says no, you ask Dad -- it's called the 'checks and balances' system.'

Forcing the Rabbit to Eat the Magicians Hat.

Candle Size

"You call that a KISS?"

"So Marty, how's business these days?" "Great. I've just sold my homing pigeon for the 34th time."

Levitation Man Avoids Angry Husband.

And that's why I'm still single!

'Okay, this is the scene where the bear becomes a parachute.'

'I hate frisking magicians!'

'I found a way to make dinner in half the time. I don't finish it.'

'Take that off, Fuller. You're scaring the hell out of everyone!'

"I've spent the last 6 months teaching myself escapology."