Indoor Trickster Pillows

'Mum said to stop playing football in the bath-tub!'

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

One vampire tricks another behind a mirror.

Canned laughter for sale in Theatrical Supplies shop.

"Trust me. Don't do it."

Magicians hat being pulled out of a rabbit

A cat is hiding in a block of cheese to lure a mouse out of its hole.

'I don't think you quite grasp our overall motif.'

"While you're at it Houdini, try and find the last ten years of my life in there."

'I AM a magician! When I wake up granddad from his nap, I turn Gramps into Grumps!'

I can't believe school's starting back up, Ernie! Yeah. What happened to summer?!!! Well, Frank we played baseball, swam in the lake, visited cousins, picnicked in the park, drank lemonade, rode bikes, went to camp, played video games, ate s'mores, learned magic tricks, caught fireflies, hiked long trails, gazed at stars, made ice cream, rode rides at the fair, built sand castles, read scary books, camped in the yard, watched fireworks, ran races, flew kites, grew vegetables, did chores, wate

A voodoo doctor.

"Do you handle employee salary negotiations as well?"

'Watch out for a very angry witch with a scythe.'

"Oh dear, how embarrassing!"

Mime Tug-of-War

Go on! Pick a card.

"I warned you about those contortions, Mr. Dershowitz."

'There are no search results for Pomeranian on the Foodnetwork.'

"Abra-Viagra."

'If Mom says no, you ask Dad -- it's called the 'checks and balances' system.'

"So Marty, how's business these days?" "Great. I've just sold my homing pigeon for the 34th time."

Tom Mullica.

Candle Size

Forcing the Rabbit to Eat the Magicians Hat.

The balance of power shifted when sparky figured out how to use the laser pointer.

"You call that a KISS?"

"This could be fun! Don't you do magic tricks, Cruz?"

Levitation Man Avoids Angry Husband.

And that's why I'm still single!

'Okay, this is the scene where the bear becomes a parachute.'

"I've spent the last 6 months teaching myself escapology."

'I hate frisking magicians!'

'Take that off, Fuller. You're scaring the hell out of everyone!'

Adult Magician