Plot Weaver Gifts

Crossroads - fiction/non fiction.

'Dang! Heck of a time to get writer's block.'

Reward offered

Ian McEwan

Irvine Welsh

"Tom's writing has been going really well! He's written over 200,000 words. Now he just needs to work out what order to put them in!"

"Don't write it!"

'Just time to dash out a short masterpiece...'

Meet the author who hastily quit his day job.

Aspiring author at the publishing house

"Where do you get your derivative ideas?"

"This is the third time you've submitted this manuscript to us and each time I've told you the same thing. We like it. We want to publish it."

"As your first novel, it starts out badly and just falls away!"

"Mona has 'Second Novel Paralysis...'"

'Yes! After eight months hard graft it's finished, now onto Chapter Two...'

"This term 'deadline'; is there an actual line involved?"

"Okay, I finished my novel. Now what?"

"No writers were harmed or mistreated in the preparation of this story."

'Of all the nerve!...Making us sit through the whole of their Bayeux Tapestries!!'

"I like movies that resemble my life, so I don't feel like I'm wasting time watching a movie."

'I have a best selling novel on the tip of my tongue...'

It was my story. A murder mystery. A who-done-it-and-got-away-with-it-until-he-wrote-about-it.

Writers without borders.

Dr, Wagner's dental floss spider web made going to the dentist much more appealing to kids,

"So start throwing together about 10 novels a week and bring them in on Wednesdays."

Kirsten Johnson

"There are those who write books to be read and other who write novels for bookshelves."

"I'm ready for summer vacation! A good book takes you where you've never been!"

'Is this your first book launch?'

Temporary and Permanent Writer's Block

'Man asleep in double bed with a pencil.'

Book publishing.

Book publisher telling author about some changes needed.

Jackson Pollock the Spider

"I thought they introduced the witch a little late."