Plot Explorer Gifts

"I like movies that resemble my life, so I don't feel like I'm wasting time watching a movie."

'I can enjoy an 'unfinished novel', but this will be the last time I'll buy an 'UNSTARTED novel'...'

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

The Art Student.

Another long day down at the Bureau of Earthquake Prediction.

"A little help, please."

"Here's one: 'Youth Frisbee Camp', from 9 a.m. to 3 p.m. on Tuesdays." "Naw... Go back to that first one, for 'early chewers', wasn't that one a sleep-over camp?"

"It's about sex and revenge, except for a short chapter on the Continental Congress."

"Is there any way I can un-drink this wine?"

To be honest, I'd just as soon as lay in the yard, but he so looks forward to it.

'What's amazing is that I only threw one stick.'

* Let's stop here, they seem nice!

Sunbathing in the park

"I'm waiting for my imagination to run riot."

"I made the mistake of telling him that the world is his canvas."

A sign that reads "ART...and plenty of it!" hangs above the entrance to a museum.

'Excuse me Ma'am, do you mind if I smoke?'

'It's not as easy as you think - saddle sores, bursitis in the shoulder, pigeons...'

Dogs Playing Poker in the Park

'...your hindsight on this project was far more accurate than his foresight.'

"I just need help getting started. A little seed money."

"I feel that I have at least one more unpublished novel in me."

High School Schedule

"I'm ready for summer vacation! A good book takes you where you've never been!"

'I told you not to bark at geese!'

'Mother?'

"Tom's writing has been going really well! He's written over 200,000 words. Now he just needs to work out what order to put them in!"

"I meant the dog!"

Andre Gide.

'No, no, no. You guys are way off! This isn't even the cat. You guys are on the dog.'

Since we've remodeled, you are no longer here.

"Where do you get your derivative ideas?"

"I thought they introduced the witch a little late."

"The script is flimsy, the action scenes implausible and the plot would insult the intelligence of a three year old."

"People don't give me bread crumbs. I take them."