Plot Analyzer Gifts

Mystery Writer's Book Signing...Tell the Author How You Could Have COme Up With A Better Ending, 4-6pm.

"I thought they introduced the witch a little late."

"You're going to have to submit to peer review eventually, Bradshaw!"

"Now that I have everyone's attention..."

"I like movies that resemble my life, so I don't feel like I'm wasting time watching a movie."

"Next time be more careful where you put the decimal point!"

"I'm waiting for my imagination to run riot."

"I feel that I have at least one more unpublished novel in me."

Andre Gide.

"Tom's writing has been going really well! He's written over 200,000 words. Now he just needs to work out what order to put them in!"

'A temporary solution would be to white out this part of the chart.'

Business Outlook

"We've stared at the election map for so long it's become a Magic Eye poster."

"The script is flimsy, the action scenes implausible and the plot would insult the intelligence of a three year old."

"Where do you get your derivative ideas?"

I think I can explain what happened to your investment, with the use of this simple chart.

"Agenda item 14 C, does anyone have any idea what happened in Game of Thrones?"

'Here, here and here the copier was jammed...'

'And this is the day we put too much coffee in the cappuccino machine.'

Ted knew he had a bestseller. Now all he had to do was fill the middle bits in.

Crossroads - fiction/non fiction.

'I've worked out that all you need for a summer blockbuster is...'

Joyce Carol Oates

'This is where we hired Felder. All those in favor of going back in time and not hiring Felder...'

Irvine Welsh

After months of writer's block, the great man's biographer finally decides how to end the book.

"Better than Chekhov"

"It was around here we felt the force of el nino."

Meet the author who hastily quit his day job.

"As your first novel, it starts out badly and just falls away!"

'The only thing that made sense was the violence.'

"I'm super excited about this fabulous opportunity to improve!"

'It's not enough that you want to publish it, you must beg for it.'

He's celebrating finishing the last page of his novel...now he only has the other 468 to write.

"Okay, I finished my novel. Now what?"