Playpen Escapologist Gifts

Cot Escape.

'Don't you have a better escape plan than that?'

"I've just about had it with these corporate retreats!"

'Miss Fenwick - I don't want to see anyone today!'

Man at Fire Escape sees door with 'Hot Button Issues Escape',

Houdini's infancy.

Man gets round hosepipe ban by showering in the garden

"Don't be afraid – it's just your office,"

"I haven't been in a playpen yet that could hold me."

'For the life of me I can't see how cooking over a fire, bathing under a spigot and sleeping on the ground can be fun!'

"This is highly confidential, so, yes, we built a little fort."

"I am afraid Mr. Jones is in his career coaching session. Can I get him to call you back?"

"If my husband finds out about us. . .listen, we must cover our tracks so well that no one believes that dinosaurs and humans existed at the same time!"

"I've spent the last 6 months teaching myself escapology."

Houdini 2019

"Your blind dates is at the bar - I'll upgrade you to a table by the getaway door."

Danny always had trouble with math. (written on board: Ohio is the capital of Wisconsin.'

"I'm un-retiring today. Spending time with my family with hell."

'Wait for me!'

'Jane It used to be jungle out there'

'I hate it when court's out in recess.'

Tortured by music

'Sir! Elsworth's away from his desk again!'

Desert Island Game

'Looks like rain. I'm finishing for the day!'

'Don't worry - one day we'll get our own back when we put them in a nursing home.'

"Why don't you take up a sport,son-like long distance running-away from home...?"

"Sometimes in my life I feel it's time for a change."

Convict has dug a tunnel, but ended up coming out of a desert island

"'The party' is our most difficult escape room—you have one hour to get out of a room full of extroverts."

Wally, the travel agent, is working too hard: 'I need a vacation!'

Submarine Disguise