'Don't worry - one day we'll get our own back when we put them in a nursing home.'
Playpen Escape Artists Gifts
Looking for a gift for a parent whose little one is a true playpen escape artist? Our collection features witty, charming items that playfully acknowledge the adventures of the mischievous pint-sized Houdinis. From laughs to heartfelt moments, these gifts are sure to bring smiles and relatable joy for those navigating the playful world of tiny escape artists.
'Where would you recommend for a tech-free experience.'
"Ooooh, I bet that feels nice."
"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."
"My husband is taking me on a cruise, so I’m looking for a book that will help me forget that I’m on a cruise with my husband."
'We'd just like to get away from all leading economic indicators for a while.'
"I don't see a destination called 'Veganville' sir."
"This is our most difficult escape room. In here, you're a mother of 4 unruly children, tons of overdue bills and a lazy husband."
"You had the power to leave all along - just click your heels three times, grab your coat, and sneak out without saying goodbye."
"Always carry a ball with you! If you are chased by a dog, stop, show the ball and throw it. Believe me, he won't be able to resist chasing it instead of you..."
Nesting dolls stranded on an island send out nesting bottles with messages in each of them.
"So you're just now tellin' me I was hatched from an egg and I coulda' left years ago?!?"
'I grew sick of Madison Avenue,so I quit,bought the bar and never looked back.'
Tweaking the CV.
Undignified Exits of the Planet World: Geronimo!
Crib Escape
Desert Island Fantasies
'Miss Fenwick - I don't want to see anyone today!'
"That's you nomad's answer to everything...ROAD TRIP!"
Ostrich's head buried into a pile of sand containing a woman
'These virtual-reality goggles are great! Right now, I'm sun-bathing in Tahiti...'
"Hide the file in one of your gluten-free cakes – so the guards won't eat it."
An office worker daydreams about a new poster.
Wishing Well
"My entire family's coming for the holidays."
Fox hunting.
"FREEDOM!!!"
"How can we get away from it all if you're bringing it all with you?"
'Quite nice here, when the tide goes out.'
Prisoner Crossing
Tsunami Evac Route
'Step on it, Larry.'
'Nah, the circus ain't what it used to be. It's got all fancy and hard since Circ de Something started.'
"If I could quit tomorrow, I'd be gone yesterday."
"Ambitions... to retire on full pay and just go fishing."
Playpen Escape Artists Gifts Collection
Playpen Escape Artists Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs featuring playful designs inspired by little escape artists. Perfect for a laugh during your morning coffee.
Playpen Escape Artists Pillows
Check out our playful pillows that add personality and humor to your living space, celebrating the lively spirit of escape artist little ones.
Playpen Escape Artists Prints
Discover our colorful prints capturing the clever antics of playpen escape artists – perfect for brightening up any room with humor and charm.
Playpen Escape Artists T-Shirts
Browse our t-shirts designed for parents and kids who love to celebrate their mischievous side with witty and fun sayings.