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'Will you raise my allowance? I want to play doctor but can't afford the malpractice insurance.'

"You haven't got dyslexia- the instructions are in polish."

Shadow Puppet Bunny Threatened By Shadow Hawk

"Same story every morning - 'Can you come and fix our windmill?'..."

'I'm just not as ambidextrous as I used to be.'

Sock Puppet in Literature

Canned laughter for sale in Theatrical Supplies shop.

"How about a hand."

'You're doing a play in kindergarten?'

"I was ironing the curtains and fell out of the window..!"

'Because of the mess, 'Mr. Potato Salad-Head' never took off.'

'Court is in recess for one hour. Everyone convene on the playground and we will choose sides for dodgeball!'

I'm tired of your games, Al. MY games? look who's talking! The guy with the role-playing hand puppets!

He smiled to himself, enjoying his victory in hide and side. But soon, the next activity would start.

Trout Game

Chuck didn't care what his therapist said; that is not where he left his dummy.

"He's sulking because I always beat him at Clue ... "

"It's Cinderella?!?"

Lennon-McCartney-Lennon.

"If he doesn't like the hand puppet routine, I'll try running the burning bush idea by him."

Hand puppet company boss uses puppet to tell employee: 'You're fired!'

'Miss Wilson, get on the web and find me everything on bottles!'

"Okay, you two! Clean up the house and do the laundry while I take the kids to school!"

Comedy Ballet of Marionettes II

'Well, I suppose it makes a change from powerpoint presentations...'

'Do you still think we have this family under control?'

Earl and Lance struggle with their new invention, Chessers."

Octopus with hand puppets performing play underwater.

'That's interesting Larry, but most people just use a flipchart to express their ideas.'

Two bored males hanging out on a tatty sofa.

'A room with double beds, please.'

Ventriloquist's Doll also has a Doll.

I don't know … some days it all feels like a big game.

I'm no longer welcome at the county fair.

"Whoa, too much information!"