Playing House Master T-Shirts

'Will you raise my allowance? I want to play doctor but can't afford the malpractice insurance.'

"You haven't got dyslexia- the instructions are in polish."

Shadow Puppet Bunny Threatened By Shadow Hawk

"Same story every morning - 'Can you come and fix our windmill?'..."

'I'm just not as ambidextrous as I used to be.'

Canned laughter for sale in Theatrical Supplies shop.

Sock Puppet in Literature

'You're doing a play in kindergarten?'

"How about a hand."

"I was ironing the curtains and fell out of the window..!"

'Court is in recess for one hour. Everyone convene on the playground and we will choose sides for dodgeball!'

He smiled to himself, enjoying his victory in hide and side. But soon, the next activity would start.

"He's sulking because I always beat him at Clue ... "

Trout Game

Chuck didn't care what his therapist said; that is not where he left his dummy.

"It's Cinderella?!?"

Comedy Ballet of Marionettes II

'Miss Wilson, get on the web and find me everything on bottles!'

"If he doesn't like the hand puppet routine, I'll try running the burning bush idea by him."

'Do you still think we have this family under control?'

"Okay, you two! Clean up the house and do the laundry while I take the kids to school!"

Earl and Lance struggle with their new invention, Chessers."

Hand puppet company boss uses puppet to tell employee: 'You're fired!'

Octopus with hand puppets performing play underwater.

'That's interesting Larry, but most people just use a flipchart to express their ideas.'

Two bored males hanging out on a tatty sofa.

"Whoa, too much information!"

"I would like to conduct my own defence, m'lud."

"I'm sorry Muggzy, but I'm taking the deal and turning state's witness."

Ventriloquist's Doll also has a Doll.

Poet becomes a puppeteer for his own hand.