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'I wouldn't worry about it if I were you — a lot of ettins have split personalities.'

"Bond James, Bond."

"Do you want to pretend to be a doctor and I'll pretend to be a hotshot civil litigation attorney who sues you till your ears bleed?"

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

'Will you raise my allowance? I want to play doctor but can't afford the malpractice insurance.'

'How about a game of cards?'

Wouldn't it be cool if we could live in the Middle Ages, Randy? We could roam the countryside on horses and carry swords. We could hang out in taverns and drink ale, maybe earn enough coin to hire a hero … Then we could go on a quest. Maybe slay some golems. I think it's a real sign of intellectual maturity that we haven't even mentioned maidens yet. Real Middle-Ages maidens would eat you for breakfast.

'Let's pretend I'm a business owner and you're the janitorial service...'

'See how the fools flee when fantasy role-play is fantasy no longer!'

'I think they're up to something.'

"You want a generic or a regular sugar pill?"

"Most of the time it's 'Me Tarzan, you Jane', until we get into the bedroom. Then he's all, 'You Tarzan, Me Jane'."

Sphinx Comes Alive

"Hold on, that's my Mom dressed up like 'Xena, Princess Warrior'....real mature, Mom!"

'Let's play doctor - I'll listen to your heart and you give me all your allowance.'

Suddenly Paul realised that HE had been the odd one out all along.

'Court is in recess for one hour. Everyone convene on the playground and we will choose sides for dodgeball!'

"Is 'family' friend of foe?"

"You think you have problems? My entire wing command was just destroyed."

"But if we win and the Visigoths lose then we're the wild card."

'How can you say I'm a bad actress, Tarzan?'

He smiled to himself, enjoying his victory in hide and side. But soon, the next activity would start.

Trout Game

"He's sulking because I always beat him at Clue ... "

'You won!'

Beware of the Dragon

When we said we wanted you to have more fun training we didn't mean THAT much fun.

Earl and Lance struggle with their new invention, Chessers."

"I spy with my little eye, something beginning with..."

Trojan Chess

'I'm going out to forge an alliance.'

I don't know … some days it all feels like a big game.

"You belong to a Dungeons and Dragons group, you're a committed Goth, and you're failing Medieval History?!"

"The patient is ready for his injections, doctor."

'You're just lazy! -- Don't give me that 'metal fatigue' stuff!'