Role-playing Game Master Mugs

'I wouldn't worry about it if I were you — a lot of ettins have split personalities.'

"Bond James, Bond."

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

'Will you raise my allowance? I want to play doctor but can't afford the malpractice insurance.'

'How about a game of cards?'

'Let's pretend I'm a business owner and you're the janitorial service...'

'See how the fools flee when fantasy role-play is fantasy no longer!'

Sphinx Comes Alive

"You want a generic or a regular sugar pill?"

'I think they're up to something.'

"Most of the time it's 'Me Tarzan, you Jane', until we get into the bedroom. Then he's all, 'You Tarzan, Me Jane'."

Suddenly Paul realised that HE had been the odd one out all along.

'Court is in recess for one hour. Everyone convene on the playground and we will choose sides for dodgeball!'

'Let's play doctor - I'll listen to your heart and you give me all your allowance.'

"Is 'family' friend of foe?"

"But if we win and the Visigoths lose then we're the wild card."

'How can you say I'm a bad actress, Tarzan?'

"You think you have problems? My entire wing command was just destroyed."

He smiled to himself, enjoying his victory in hide and side. But soon, the next activity would start.

"He's sulking because I always beat him at Clue ... "

Trout Game

'You won!'

Beware of the Dragon

Earl and Lance struggle with their new invention, Chessers."

Trojan Chess

When we said we wanted you to have more fun training we didn't mean THAT much fun.

'I'm going out to forge an alliance.'

'You're just lazy! -- Don't give me that 'metal fatigue' stuff!'

"You belong to a Dungeons and Dragons group, you're a committed Goth, and you're failing Medieval History?!"