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Rock, paper, scissors

'Will you raise my allowance? I want to play doctor but can't afford the malpractice insurance.'

"So what's this special distracting tactic you've developed?"

'I'm tired of playing 'Rock, rock rock'.'

'Court is in recess for one hour. Everyone convene on the playground and we will choose sides for dodgeball!'

"You think you have problems? My entire wing command was just destroyed."

He smiled to himself, enjoying his victory in hide and side. But soon, the next activity would start.

Trout Game

"He's sulking because I always beat him at Clue ... "

Earl and Lance struggle with their new invention, Chessers."

Trojan Chess

"They grow up so slow."

"What's a two-dimensional picture for 'rhymes with blinks?'"

Musical Chairs: Because kids don't already have a hard time fitting in.

Party games.

Three-eyed man beats three card monte game.

Large Whist Party in Small Room

"What a great way to end our winter breaks! We came here alone...but we're not leaving alone!"

Cheating Death

Reception - "Do you want to continue to 'hold' or do you want to call back later and 'hold'?"

On the Eve of his epic defeat by 'Deep Blue', Garry Kasparove awoke to an ominous warning,

"There goes a man of few words."

Over-qualified?

The gods drink beer while Zeus throws a thunderbolt.

"I find it very significant that you would rather play house."

'How long have you had this need to be in control?'

"That new kid is taking hide-and-seek seriously...he's brought in bloodhounds!"

'What do you intend doing with your life, Son?' 'Ooh... Let's not tempt fate, Dad.'