Hand Game Master Prints

Rock, paper, scissors

'Will you raise my allowance? I want to play doctor but can't afford the malpractice insurance.'

"So what's this special distracting tactic you've developed?"

'I'm tired of playing 'Rock, rock rock'.'

'Court is in recess for one hour. Everyone convene on the playground and we will choose sides for dodgeball!'

"You think you have problems? My entire wing command was just destroyed."

He smiled to himself, enjoying his victory in hide and side. But soon, the next activity would start.

"He's sulking because I always beat him at Clue ... "

Trout Game

Trojan Chess

Earl and Lance struggle with their new invention, Chessers."

I'm no longer welcome at the county fair.

I don't know … some days it all feels like a big game.

"They grow up so slow."

"What's a two-dimensional picture for 'rhymes with blinks?'"

"Eat your candy. There's obese children in America who'd beat you with a stick to eat that."

Musical Chairs: Because kids don't already have a hard time fitting in.

Party games.

"What a great way to end our winter breaks! We came here alone...but we're not leaving alone!"

Derren Brown

Official Support Groups

Large Whist Party in Small Room

You're doing "taxes", huh? What's your high score?

Three-eyed man beats three card monte game.

Cheating Death

Reception - "Do you want to continue to 'hold' or do you want to call back later and 'hold'?"

On the Eve of his epic defeat by 'Deep Blue', Garry Kasparove awoke to an ominous warning,

"There goes a man of few words."

Over-qualified?

"I find it very significant that you would rather play house."

The gods drink beer while Zeus throws a thunderbolt.

'How long have you had this need to be in control?'

It's harder to pitch a perfect game in baseball than to roll a perfect game in bowling. In bowling it only takes twelve strikes.

I've got my idea for an interactive website. Let's hear it.. It'll be a site where readers can ask questions about computers, phones and other gadgets. No one knows more about that stuff than me. I buy everything - every gadget, video game, phone, handheld device. Everything! Or I could do a site about credit card debt. Write what you know.

'What do you intend doing with your life, Son?' 'Ooh... Let's not tempt fate, Dad.'