Playful Swordsman Gifts

"Hey, check it out. Number 11. Now let's make an X. Then a T. Isn't this fun?"

Warrior Woman

"We're never going to resolve this if you won't get your own sword."

"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

"Tonight we dine with the devil. But tomorrow we really need to finish what's left in the fridge."

How Swordfish Are Born

Decapitated coffee.

"But if we win and the Visigoths lose then we're the wild card."

"If we're musketeers, why can't we just shoot people? with muskets?"

"How the heck could you forget your sword?"

Corporate pirate.

Pub Kendo.

The sword in the all-natural impossible-to-stir peanut butter.

An incident from the Eglinton Tournament, scene 2.

Swords for Making America Great Again

A Knight slides down the stair rail.

Shirts vs Skins: 'I don't know about this.'

"Wouldn't it be cool to live in the middle ages, Randy? We could roam the countryside on horses and carry swords?"

Scheduel.

The strong corna war

"Sir George! How did it go with your jousting competition at the Renaissance Fair?"

Fencing Lessons

Battle.

I told you rust would set in if you went out in this weather.

'Ready...and.....Rattle!'

Artist Uses Fencing Skills To Create Abstract Pieces

"Have you given any more thought to my idea of using a sword?"

The Lady of the Lake stabs a duck.

"Heh, I've left a pin on his seat."

'That's no lady - she hasn't even shaved her armpits.'

Fun at the Office: Touché Break.

'Ever try beating a ploughshare into a sword?'

'The pen is mightier than the sword, and considerably easier to write with!'

'ON GUARD!' 'Touche.'

"Did you enter the correct password?"