Playful Swordsman Pillows

"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

"We're never going to resolve this if you won't get your own sword."

Warrior Woman

"Tonight we dine with the devil. But tomorrow we really need to finish what's left in the fridge."

How Swordfish Are Born

Decapitated coffee.

"But if we win and the Visigoths lose then we're the wild card."

"If we're musketeers, why can't we just shoot people? with muskets?"

The sword in the all-natural impossible-to-stir peanut butter.

Pub Kendo.

Corporate pirate.

An incident from the Eglinton Tournament, scene 2.

Shirts vs Skins: 'I don't know about this.'

Scheduel.

"Sir George! How did it go with your jousting competition at the Renaissance Fair?"

"Wouldn't it be cool to live in the middle ages, Randy? We could roam the countryside on horses and carry swords?"

The strong corna war

A Knight slides down the stair rail.

Swords for Making America Great Again

Fencing Lessons

I told you rust would set in if you went out in this weather.

Battle.

'That's no lady - she hasn't even shaved her armpits.'

"Have you given any more thought to my idea of using a sword?"

"Heh, I've left a pin on his seat."

The Lady of the Lake stabs a duck.

Artist Uses Fencing Skills To Create Abstract Pieces

Fun at the Office: Touché Break.

'The pen is mightier than the sword, and considerably easier to write with!'

'Ever try beating a ploughshare into a sword?'

'ON GUARD!' 'Touche.'

"Did you enter the correct password?"

Fencing Acupuncture.