Swordplay Prankster Pillows

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

'Well, it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

Gracie goes to get cookies for Santa, but Papi has eaten them all.

Boy rolled into a snowball

'He barks when he sees the boss coming.'

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

A cow poos down a hole.'UH-OH!'

One vampire tricks another behind a mirror.

'Take two tootsie rolls and call me in the morning.'

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

Resourceful toddler

Boy makes snowman around a lamp post.

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

"We're never going to resolve this if you won't get your own sword."

Tamagotchi paralysis.

"I'm just saying, maybe we wouldn't need the swords if we didn't wear these clothes."

Ooooh! Someone got a carrot job! Someone got a carrot job!

'I did it all from memory.'

"And this Halloween, try not to make a specter of yourself."

Teddy Time Bears

'Hi, this is Batman. You've reached the Batcave. I'm not in right now but as soon as I return I'll call you bat.'

"Ok, I found a secure line."

Clown Skis.

Decapitated coffee.

Good Cop, Annoying Kid.

"But if we win and the Visigoths lose then we're the wild card."

Teddy Bear

'Can I have a Banana-Split' without the ice-cream?'