Power Play Prankster Pillows

'See, I told you this electric fence would come in handy.'

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

'Well, it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

"It's a memo from the legal department reminding us to (heh-heh), 'keep our noses clean'."

Gracie goes to get cookies for Santa, but Papi has eaten them all.

Boy rolled into a snowball

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

'He barks when he sees the boss coming.'

A cow poos down a hole.'UH-OH!'

'Hello, Acme signs? This is the Berger & Coles Law Office...'

'Take two tootsie rolls and call me in the morning.'

Resourceful toddler

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

Boy makes snowman around a lamp post.

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

'Red Rover, Red Rover...'

What do you mean, "Did I try anything funny?"

Tamagotchi paralysis.

"Good heavens William, what have you downloaded off the internet this time?"

'Don't be so dramatic and get into my office!'

'Hi, this is Batman. You've reached the Batcave. I'm not in right now but as soon as I return I'll call you bat.'

Teddy Time Bears

Ooooh! Someone got a carrot job! Someone got a carrot job!

"Ok, I found a secure line."

"And this Halloween, try not to make a specter of yourself."

'I did it all from memory.'

'Excuse me, I'm going to talk on the cellphone while pretending you're not here.'

Clown Skis.

Good Cop, Annoying Kid.