Power Prankster Pillows

Wrong end of extension cord brought to electrical outlet.

"It's a memo from the legal department reminding us to (heh-heh), 'keep our noses clean'."

'Hello, Acme signs? This is the Berger & Coles Law Office...'

'Marsha, did you file the Peterson account on the cumulus, stratus, cirrus, or nimbus cloud?'

What do you mean, "Did I try anything funny?"

'There! See that? Brad just happens to morph into some kind of hideous amphibian just as he's about to putt? Now tell me she's not cheating!'

"Good heavens William, what have you downloaded off the internet this time?"

Why are you waving that big magnet over my hard drive?

'Excuse me, I'm going to talk on the cellphone while pretending you're not here.'

'The only problem is they're glued together. So I can't see the watch...or change the dead calculator batteries, but it's guaranteed for life...'

We've already got one. A hidden microphone in the staff coffee area.

A convenient attack of swine flu...

'Let me present today's speaker.'

'I accidentally hacked into Mom's microwave oven.'

'Our company needs a tougher image. So from here on out we'll answer the phone with the greeting, 'what the hell do you want?!'

Thank you for not making faces during teleconferences with the boss.

'Looks like someone got their bags mixed up at daycare drop-off.'

Extremely Realistic Virtual Reality.

"Personally, I don't think the company's CEO and CFO should be making decisions by rock- paper-scissors!"

'Which one do you think Dracula's in?'

"My dad said I couldn't scare him, so I'm hiding all his data like it was erased. Get ready for a loud scream."

'I think the meeting went reasonably well until he threatened to call security.'

Another reason why a high school diploma is not enough.

The Hard Drive Ate My Homework.

'Okay! Who changed my screensaver?'

'Sir, you need special help to fix this problem. Please hold the line whilst I put you through to our exorcist.'

'Okay, this is the scene where the bear becomes a parachute.'

'See, I told you this electric fence would come in handy.'

An artist waits to ambush an easel

He's just discovereed that our £450,000 blog rebuttal campaign was directed against a 12 year old in swindon using his mum's computer.

"We let Bubba come up with all the office passwords. He's a terrible speller."

'I hacked into the school computer, and flunked all the teachers out.'

"Student unicorn"

Avoid, Liabilities, Assets.