Creative Swordplay Pillows

Artist Uses Fencing Skills To Create Abstract Pieces

"We're never going to resolve this if you won't get your own sword."

Warrior Woman

Epic Battles

"I'm just saying, maybe we wouldn't need the swords if we didn't wear these clothes."

'Actually, there's no interview necessary. Just pull out the sword and the job's yours.'

"Tonight we dine with the devil. But tomorrow we really need to finish what's left in the fridge."

Decapitated coffee.

"But if we win and the Visigoths lose then we're the wild card."

"The Captain really, really hates losing at shuffleboard."

"If we're musketeers, why can't we just shoot people? with muskets?"

Triumphant mouse posing like Perseus holding aloft Medusa's head.

Pub Kendo.

The sword in the all-natural impossible-to-stir peanut butter.

"Eddie, what were you thinking? Either wear boots or go barefoot."

A portrait comes alive and stabs its artist

Sawrd Fighting

'I'm going out to forge an alliance.'

An incident from the Eglinton Tournament, scene 2.

The Headless Horseman claims his luggage.

Shirts vs Skins: 'I don't know about this.'

"Hasn't this been the best first hundred days ever?"

Scheduel.

"Sir George! How did it go with your jousting competition at the Renaissance Fair?"

Swords for Making America Great Again

A Knight slides down the stair rail.

'They say he wears half-inch armor.'

Child to another child - 'En garde!'

"Wouldn't it be cool to live in the middle ages, Randy? We could roam the countryside on horses and carry swords?"

One of the lesser known joys of being a fencing instructor.

Fencing Lessons

I told you rust would set in if you went out in this weather.