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Artist Uses Fencing Skills To Create Abstract Pieces

"We're never going to resolve this if you won't get your own sword."

Warrior Woman

Epic Battles

Wouldn't it be cool if we could live in the Middle Ages, Randy? We could roam the countryside on horses and carry swords. We could hang out in taverns and drink ale, maybe earn enough coin to hire a hero … Then we could go on a quest. Maybe slay some golems. I think it's a real sign of intellectual maturity that we haven't even mentioned maidens yet. Real Middle-Ages maidens would eat you for breakfast.

"I'm just saying, maybe we wouldn't need the swords if we didn't wear these clothes."

'Actually, there's no interview necessary. Just pull out the sword and the job's yours.'

"Tonight we dine with the devil. But tomorrow we really need to finish what's left in the fridge."

Decapitated coffee.

"The Captain really, really hates losing at shuffleboard."

"But if we win and the Visigoths lose then we're the wild card."

"If we're musketeers, why can't we just shoot people? with muskets?"

"How the heck could you forget your sword?"

Triumphant mouse posing like Perseus holding aloft Medusa's head.

Pub Kendo.

'After A Knights Hard Day'

The sword in the all-natural impossible-to-stir peanut butter.

A portrait comes alive and stabs its artist

"Eddie, what were you thinking? Either wear boots or go barefoot."

Sawrd Fighting

'I'm going out to forge an alliance.'

An incident from the Eglinton Tournament, scene 2.

The Headless Horseman claims his luggage.

Shirts vs Skins: 'I don't know about this.'

Child to another child - 'En garde!'

'They say he wears half-inch armor.'

Scheduel.

"Hasn't this been the best first hundred days ever?"

"Sir George! How did it go with your jousting competition at the Renaissance Fair?"

A Knight slides down the stair rail.

I'm not fighting you until you show me your mask.

"Wouldn't it be cool to live in the middle ages, Randy? We could roam the countryside on horses and carry swords?"

Swords for Making America Great Again

One of the lesser known joys of being a fencing instructor.

Fencing Lessons