Swordplay Surrealist Pillows

'Well, it's a change from knives and guns, I suppose.'

"We're never going to resolve this if you won't get your own sword."

Warrior Woman

"I'm just saying, maybe we wouldn't need the swords if we didn't wear these clothes."

Decapitated coffee.

"But if we win and the Visigoths lose then we're the wild card."

"The Captain really, really hates losing at shuffleboard."

"If we're musketeers, why can't we just shoot people? with muskets?"

Triumphant mouse posing like Perseus holding aloft Medusa's head.

A portrait comes alive and stabs its artist

'The persistence of Goats': Oil on Canvas, 1964. An important work from the 'Dr Sues meets Salvador Dali' school of art.

The sword in the all-natural impossible-to-stir peanut butter.

Pub Kendo.

'I'm going out to forge an alliance.'

The Headless Horseman claims his luggage.

An incident from the Eglinton Tournament, scene 2.

Shirts vs Skins: 'I don't know about this.'

Swords for Making America Great Again

Scheduel.

"Hasn't this been the best first hundred days ever?"

'They say he wears half-inch armor.'

Dali Clock

A Knight slides down the stair rail.

"Sir George! How did it go with your jousting competition at the Renaissance Fair?"

"Wouldn't it be cool to live in the middle ages, Randy? We could roam the countryside on horses and carry swords?"

Fencing Lessons

Battle.

I told you rust would set in if you went out in this weather.

Lord Chandler's personal problems had spread to the battlefield.

"Have you given any more thought to my idea of using a sword?"

Fun at the Office: Touché Break.

"Heh, I've left a pin on his seat."

'Ready...and.....Rattle!'

'That's no lady - she hasn't even shaved her armpits.'

The Lady of the Lake stabs a duck.