Playful Storytelling Aficionado Gifts

A chicken looks at a computer screen that reads "Y2K is coming! Y2K is coming!!".

"Do you see yourself becoming a movie in five years?"

Victor Hugo

'Where was the TSA?'

'You're going to have your future cut out for you, reading bedtime stories.'

"Finally, the alphabet is paying off."

Zombies.

Eurydice is bitten by a snake

Grizzly bears are gregarious animals.

Goodnight Moon for the Misbegotten

See, Catty-O? I told you dinner was included with admission.

The Awful Lawfuls Chapter 10

"What your memoir really needs is an addiction."

"And that's when the therapist suggested… exposure therapy!"

'You were great at 'Daniel in the Lion's Den!' -- I'd sure like to hear you do 'The Three Little Pigs' sometime!'

"The bear whose porridge was too hot...did he sue?"

This is the new Director's Cut version of Hansel and Gretel...with additional scenes and three alternative endings!!!

'Fyodor Dostoevsky sends weeks describing Alexy Karamazov's quest for a white whale, and then discards the entire chapter."

"This is what's known as a book."

Cinderella and Charming the Clown

"You're writing a memoir? You're seven years old. Do you honestly think you can capture the interest of readers with such a short—wait, is that my name?!"

'And the wicked stepmother looked into her smartphone and said, "Selfie, selfie in my face, who's the fairest in this place?"

"It's true, mommy...the chocolate bunny attacked me - it was self-defense!"

Jacques et Jille

Hansel and Gretal

Alberich steals the gold

"I'll bet she was worn out by the end of teacher's meeting day."

"Personally, I loved your novel. Unfortunately, our e-book editor says it just doesn't work on the little screen!"

Daughters at Bedtime

Drug Testing Unit: 'Uh Oh!'

Reading in the family.

"He's dumbing down the sermons again."

"I was kicked out from another kid's bed. Do you mind if I crash under yours for awhile?"

"I thought they introduced the witch a little late."

Don Quichotte