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"He has a terrible peanut elegy."

Though he created more than 300 products from peanuts, George Washington Carver was unable to change even one of them back into a peanut.

"Don’t worry, this guy is totally cool. Just don’t mention the Red Baron."

'Look at that! Peanuts!'

'Take of the fruit and eat . . . Well, peanuts actually.'

Table Of The Elephants

"If I have this peanut in my pocket, it means I must have buried my keys!"

'Do you ever wonder if we'll evolve into creationists?'

Frog Baby Names

"You finished with your peanuts?"

'My final offer.'

'Here's a bag of nuts if you get hungry.'

"That would've gone better if I'd gotten here with my gift list instead of my spelling list."

'This feeling of passion I have for you ...'

"No religious nuts!"

Mixed Nuts (but mostly peanuts)

"Mom, Eugene picked all the peanuts off the pizza!"

'Mummy, what's a daddy one of those called?'

'If Aunt Arctica is on the bottom of the world, does that mean Uncle Artica is on top of the world?'

Elephant walking out of urologist office carrying 2 peanuts in jar.

'...if you look at it in the right way it begins to make sense.'

Fingers

'We know it's your dream, son. But stay in school. Get your degree. Don't pin all your hopes on a major league career.'

Doug has another one of his flying dreams.

'What happened to the free peanuts?'

Think Small.

See, Peanut? I told you that 'Melt in your mouth, not in your hand' line would get you in trouble someday!

The Quack Quack Diaries - Quack Quack Gets Repossessed

"I think I'm allergic to peanuts."

'I couldn't put it down... I had peanut butter on my hands.'

"No thanks, just the peanuts."

'I think we're in luck. This judge likes 'nut' cases.'

"This year has been a disaster. But, my breaking point was when Apple TV+ hijacked 'It's The Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown,' away from network television."

"He never outgrew his love of milk and cookies. He just added beer and peanuts."

Circus peanuts are, ironically, not for circus elephants.