Playful Peanut Ponderer Gifts

"He has a terrible peanut elegy."

Though he created more than 300 products from peanuts, George Washington Carver was unable to change even one of them back into a peanut.

"Don’t worry, this guy is totally cool. Just don’t mention the Red Baron."

'Take of the fruit and eat . . . Well, peanuts actually.'

'Look at that! Peanuts!'

Table Of The Elephants

'Do you ever wonder if we'll evolve into creationists?'

"If I have this peanut in my pocket, it means I must have buried my keys!"

Frog Baby Names

"You finished with your peanuts?"

'My final offer.'

'Here's a bag of nuts if you get hungry.'

'This feeling of passion I have for you ...'

"No religious nuts!"

'Mummy, what's a daddy one of those called?'

"That would've gone better if I'd gotten here with my gift list instead of my spelling list."

"Mom, Eugene picked all the peanuts off the pizza!"

'If Aunt Arctica is on the bottom of the world, does that mean Uncle Artica is on top of the world?'

'We know it's your dream, son. But stay in school. Get your degree. Don't pin all your hopes on a major league career.'

'...if you look at it in the right way it begins to make sense.'

Fingers

'What happened to the free peanuts?'

"This year has been a disaster. But, my breaking point was when Apple TV+ hijacked 'It's The Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown,' away from network television."

'I think we're in luck. This judge likes 'nut' cases.'

Think Small.

See, Peanut? I told you that 'Melt in your mouth, not in your hand' line would get you in trouble someday!

"No thanks, just the peanuts."

'I couldn't put it down... I had peanut butter on my hands.'

"He never outgrew his love of milk and cookies. He just added beer and peanuts."

Circus peanuts are, ironically, not for circus elephants.

Eagle Dance/Peanut Dance.