Playful Partner On Ice Gifts

On the Ice.

When Ted and Nancy would dance, it was as if they were the only couple on the floor....

Mixed Doubles.

Ice fisher.

'I'm telling you Fred, this can of silver paint is going to improve your love-life!...'

Holding hands

'You look gorgeous, honey! I love it when you wear your tentacles 'up'.'

"I'm so glad we enjoy the same style foreplay."

"I brought you a wig because you said you like long hair."

Advanced footsie

'You may now kick the bride.'

'Remember last Saturday. . . you were bold that day. No dear, caught.'

Love.

"Wifey! Wifey! I've found the fountain of youth!"

"Isn't us talking about how I would never take a ballroom dancing class an activity we're doing together?"

'I'm sorry, Louis. I should have warned you that I installed a speed bump in front of the refrigerator.'

Puppy Love

"Milk does a body good but champagne does it better!"

'You certainly went to town growing all that lettuce so I've dressed for dinner.'

Frank, this is carrying safe sex too far.

'We've been playing house for 5 minutes, and she's already nagging me to get a job.'

'I told you that 2 month old balonie was cursed!'

'Henry, cut that out.'

"I know you're a cat person, but do you have to knock things off the table when we're out?"

Consenting Adults.

Milton wonders if it would be possible to substitute scotch and sex for tea and sympathy.

You are simply the Greatest

"I'm not so sure I can handle this."

Where the Deer and the Antelope Play...

"What is it about a tee shirt cannon that says 'foreplay' to you?"

'So this is what you do while I'm away,'

"You complete me."

"Wanna play?"

"This will look great on our bedroom wall."