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On the Ice.

When Ted and Nancy would dance, it was as if they were the only couple on the floor....

Mixed Doubles.

Ice fisher.

'I'm telling you Fred, this can of silver paint is going to improve your love-life!...'

Holding hands

'You may now kick the bride.'

Your spirit animal is a balloon poodle? My spirit animal is a balloon poodle!

"I'm so glad we enjoy the same style foreplay."

"I brought you a wig because you said you like long hair."

Advanced footsie

'You look gorgeous, honey! I love it when you wear your tentacles 'up'.'

'Remember last Saturday. . . you were bold that day. No dear, caught.'

Love.

"Wifey! Wifey! I've found the fountain of youth!"

"Isn't us talking about how I would never take a ballroom dancing class an activity we're doing together?"

Puppy Love

"Milk does a body good but champagne does it better!"

'You certainly went to town growing all that lettuce so I've dressed for dinner.'

'I'm sorry, Louis. I should have warned you that I installed a speed bump in front of the refrigerator.'

Frank, this is carrying safe sex too far.

'We've been playing house for 5 minutes, and she's already nagging me to get a job.'

Milton wonders if it would be possible to substitute scotch and sex for tea and sympathy.

"I'm not so sure I can handle this."

"What is it about a tee shirt cannon that says 'foreplay' to you?"

'I told you that 2 month old balonie was cursed!'

Consenting Adults.

'Henry, cut that out.'

You are simply the Greatest

Where the Deer and the Antelope Play...

"I know you're a cat person, but do you have to knock things off the table when we're out?"

'So this is what you do while I'm away,'

The air conditioning in here isn't working very well. Why don't we keep cool by undressing each other with our eyes? ?

"You complete me."

"This will look great on our bedroom wall."