Playful Nostalgics Gifts

Teddy organ grinder

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

"Dammit, Pooh - don't let the heffalumps win!"

Balloon Kids

'Is this one of those deals where the names have been changed to protect the innocent?'

'We're playing I'm a mummy with lots of different daddies!'

Fat Kid 14- Gets re-animated

'Want a mudpie? It's organic!'

"We're playing doctor and I need 50 cents for my co-pay."

'Want to swap imaginary playmates?'

'How was I to know that my invisible friend was so rambunctious?'

The Music Box

'Mummy, Daddy, this is Dylan. Dylan's ambition is to make conkers a recognized Olympic sport.'

Fade to black...

Like many kids, Bobby had an imaginary friend. Unfortunately for Bobby, he was a critic.

"Looks like somebody brought a blanky to a pillow fight."

Flava Superba

Creepy Camp Stories.

'And here on our left you see the sugary cereal aisle...a real crowd pleaser!'

"I'm in real trouble this time -- I broke the house!"

'It must be love if your sneakers melted!'

"Ooh look, the high street's evolved to survive!"

"You see? There are no vacuum cleaners under your bed."

'My favorites are the ones dad tells when he gets home late.'

'Gotta hang up now. My mom wants to recycle the phone.'

Skipping

'It's tough doing what's right when you see what's left.'

'We had a full and frank exchange of views, and then I bopped him.'

"I guess when you run out of Tooth Fairy teeth, you gotta go get a job!"

'My first tattoo...'

"I'm sure you want little Jimmy to have a complete set of 'Muscular Heroes of the Cosmos,' now, don't you, Mr. Bennett?"

'I'll count to ten thousand: Go and hide...'

Anton's imaginary friend was always stopping and giving directions to imaginary strangers.

"I'm too old for baby limas."

"I wanted a balloon puppy, not a balloon vision of my sad corporate future."