Playful Nostalgics Pillows

Teddy organ grinder

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

"Dammit, Pooh - don't let the heffalumps win!"

Balloon Kids

'Is this one of those deals where the names have been changed to protect the innocent?'

'We're playing I'm a mummy with lots of different daddies!'

'Want to swap imaginary playmates?'

Fat Kid 14- Gets re-animated

"We're playing doctor and I need 50 cents for my co-pay."

'Want a mudpie? It's organic!'

'How was I to know that my invisible friend was so rambunctious?'

Like many kids, Bobby had an imaginary friend. Unfortunately for Bobby, he was a critic.

'Mummy, Daddy, this is Dylan. Dylan's ambition is to make conkers a recognized Olympic sport.'

"Looks like somebody brought a blanky to a pillow fight."

Fade to black...

The Music Box

Flava Superba

'It must be love if your sneakers melted!'

'And here on our left you see the sugary cereal aisle...a real crowd pleaser!'

"I'm in real trouble this time -- I broke the house!"

Creepy Camp Stories.

"You see? There are no vacuum cleaners under your bed."

"Ooh look, the high street's evolved to survive!"

'My favorites are the ones dad tells when he gets home late.'

'Gotta hang up now. My mom wants to recycle the phone.'

Skipping

'It's tough doing what's right when you see what's left.'

'We had a full and frank exchange of views, and then I bopped him.'

Anton's imaginary friend was always stopping and giving directions to imaginary strangers.

"I'm too old for baby limas."

"I wanted a balloon puppy, not a balloon vision of my sad corporate future."

'My first tattoo...'

"You better take Teddy's temperature too....he was awfully sick this morning!"

''To listen to the sea, press 1...'

"Who knows the words to the theme song of the United States?"