Playful Heart Juggler Pillows

Juggling hearts

"She's done it! The formula for work-life balance!"

"Still, diving for it would look good on my college application.

Football

'The girls must be feeling better...'

Multi-Tasking

"You say you’re currently holding down 3 jobs...very impressive."

Brickie's Mate

A woman watches football on her computer.

'Don't write on that wall with crayons! It'll show up better on that wall over there.'

"We all go a bit crackers over Christmas, just try to pull yourself together."

"You have to remember you're not responsible for other people's happiness."

A thief steals a heart

Man in Office playing golf, filing cabinet draw marked 'Rough'

Tightrope Walk of Romance

Married Life - Poet unable to write because of noisy children

'I like to stay connected 247.'

"I know you're baby-sitting, Peggy. . . I just didn't think they'd be sitting right here!"

Tunnel of I Like You but I'm just really busy right now with grad school and stuff.

"Find out who's on vacation and then add this stuff to the workload on his desk."

'And what can you bring to the party?'

'Your student Clara has tested as Talented and Gifted. But only in metal sculpting. You'll need to start incorporating metal sculpting into your daily lesson plans starting...tomorrow.'

A Man mixing up his sports.

The Multi-tasking Snake Charmer

"I'm not looking for Mr.Right, Just Mr. Swipe-right!"

"Do you mind?"

What's your problem? I love my wife... And I hate my mistress.

'We can get married any time...This is the European Cup third round tie.'

Busy man at his desk is given roses to smell as a Valentine's Day gift.

"Good—now put it back."

'I've pencilled in time for the grieving process.'

'Where did you learn to sing in double-Dutch?'