Playful Heart Juggler Mugs

Juggling hearts

"She's done it! The formula for work-life balance!"

"Still, diving for it would look good on my college application.

Football

'The girls must be feeling better...'

Multi-Tasking

"You say you’re currently holding down 3 jobs...very impressive."

Brickie's Mate

Houdini attempts to escape a relationship.

'Don't write on that wall with crayons! It'll show up better on that wall over there.'

A woman watches football on her computer.

"We all go a bit crackers over Christmas, just try to pull yourself together."

Getting the Christmas Tree Home.

'Well, I don't believe it Your room is spotless And in just 10 minutes,,,'

"You have to remember you're not responsible for other people's happiness."

A thief steals a heart

Man in Office playing golf, filing cabinet draw marked 'Rough'

Tightrope Walk of Romance

Tunnel of I Like You but I'm just really busy right now with grad school and stuff.

'And what can you bring to the party?'

"I know you're baby-sitting, Peggy. . . I just didn't think they'd be sitting right here!"

'I like to stay connected 247.'

"Find out who's on vacation and then add this stuff to the workload on his desk."

Married Life - Poet unable to write because of noisy children

'Your student Clara has tested as Talented and Gifted. But only in metal sculpting. You'll need to start incorporating metal sculpting into your daily lesson plans starting...tomorrow.'

A Man mixing up his sports.

The Multi-tasking Snake Charmer

What's your problem? I love my wife... And I hate my mistress.

Busy man at his desk is given roses to smell as a Valentine's Day gift.

"Do you mind?"

'We can get married any time...This is the European Cup third round tie.'

"I'm not looking for Mr.Right, Just Mr. Swipe-right!"

"Good—now put it back."

'I've pencilled in time for the grieving process.'

Bipolar Institute - grIN and pOUT.