Playful Gurus Gifts

Third eye

"Do you want to play doctorate?"

"Okay, that's enough Physics for one day. Take a break and chase your tails."

'Hey! What's the big idea!?!'

A child as a pet substitute.

Children's Imagination

"So how long have you been working the business?"

'Just decaning the wine, Dear; I'll be in, in a sec. Someone's at the door; and oh, yeah, the dog needs to be let in.'

"Professor Zlata! You're just in time to be the planet Neptune!"

'ok, who threw that?'

Dog Anatomy from Memory.

'Yes, I did put a bigger string on it. It's called upgrading.'

'Ok...something, but nothing you'd care about. Honest!'

'Polly wants a machine gun.'

'I think Mr. Teddy's getting too dependent on me.'

"That reminds me of the time Hamlet and I – did I mention I knew Hamlet? – Hamlet and I..."

Professors Elliot, Lars, and Roth while away the hours till the new semester begins.

"That guy invented the hula-hoop, the frisbee and the internet. Two out of three ain't bad."

Student about substitute teacher that is a sub sandwich: 'We got a good lookin' sub today.'

Fish building a bomb to save themselves.

'Today in Tactile Effusions Class we are going to pop the bubbles in this packing material.'

'My client stands before you, a jury of his peers ...'

"I was solving those same problems when I was your age."

"Our curriculum focusses less on rote memorization and more on putzing around."

"Maybe when they're a little older, my son can help yours with his homework."

"Go out and play, Norman—it's your job."

'He's my personal adviser...he's teaching me the air guitar.'

'You know, Miss, if you ever want to have an out-of-body, experience, I'll be glad to keep an eye on it for you!'

"Let's play grown-ups. I'll be the tenured professor. You can be the per-diem teaching assistant."

Kid on the way to pricipal's office see a girl in the hall with a stand setup to give legal advice.

'Physicists talking dirty'

'He's beginning to notice girls.'