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"Do you want to play doctorate?"

"Okay, that's enough Physics for one day. Take a break and chase your tails."

'Hey! What's the big idea!?!'

A child as a pet substitute.

'It's another cookery programme but It's aimed at children.'

Children's Imagination

'Interview Dr. Witt for your esteemed journal? Of course, as soon as his play period is over.'

"So how long have you been working the business?"

'Just decaning the wine, Dear; I'll be in, in a sec. Someone's at the door; and oh, yeah, the dog needs to be let in.'

"Professor Zlata! You're just in time to be the planet Neptune!"

'ok, who threw that?'

Dog Anatomy from Memory.

"That reminds me of the time Hamlet and I – did I mention I knew Hamlet? – Hamlet and I..."

'Polly wants a machine gun.'

'Ok...something, but nothing you'd care about. Honest!'

'I think Mr. Teddy's getting too dependent on me.'

'Yes, I did put a bigger string on it. It's called upgrading.'

Fish building a bomb to save themselves.

"I was solving those same problems when I was your age."

See, no monster under your bed

'My client stands before you, a jury of his peers ...'

Professors Elliot, Lars, and Roth while away the hours till the new semester begins.

'Today in Tactile Effusions Class we are going to pop the bubbles in this packing material.'

"That guy invented the hula-hoop, the frisbee and the internet. Two out of three ain't bad."

Student about substitute teacher that is a sub sandwich: 'We got a good lookin' sub today.'

"Our curriculum focusses less on rote memorization and more on putzing around."

"Go out and play, Norman—it's your job."

"Maybe when they're a little older, my son can help yours with his homework."

Hoping to appear 'hipper,' many candidates are sporting Justin Bieber haircuts.'

'He's my personal adviser...he's teaching me the air guitar.'

"Let's play grown-ups. I'll be the tenured professor. You can be the per-diem teaching assistant."

'You know, Miss, if you ever want to have an out-of-body, experience, I'll be glad to keep an eye on it for you!'

Kid on the way to pricipal's office see a girl in the hall with a stand setup to give legal advice.

'Physicists talking dirty'