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'Hard to follow...'

A man taking a bow

'It's okay, there's a trampoline under the snow.'

"Bruh, that is some SERIOUS kazoo."

Shakespeare's Lost Play: The Taming of the Pooch.

'Out, damned Spot.'

A mime and his pet parrot talk to one another.

'It's a zen diaphragm.'

Clown answers the door to a custard pie in the face.

"In closing, I would like to remind the jury that he says he didn't do it."

'After you grade my report, may I have my intellectual property back?'

"The jury didn't buy my defense that CEOs just want to have fun."

'We'll send you to acting class when you're older. For now, get up and get ready for school.'

"Bill just does celebrity cook-books these days, that's where the real money is."

Daughters at Bedtime

Intellectual Foreplay...

'I play an evolving character, In the second act, I'm a piece of pie,'

"Once again, I simply don't recall."

"More helium."

"Twenty five years! But your honor,

'In this next precedent, an attorney lost his frivolous lawsuit complaint and his opponent then filed a frivolous 'frivolous lawsuit' lawsuit.'

"Impartiality becomes you."

Sailor boy

An opera singer

A Lawyer's Closing Arguments Wins the Support of the Jury

"We can't put you in a Witness-Protection Program unless you actually witnessed something."

'Never mind four out of five doctors.. what do four out of five LAWYERS recommend?'

'What's this? You're suing me because the prescribed medication made you 'irrationally exuberant' in a down market?'

Closing arguments.

'I'm afraid that driving the getaway car is more than just a driving offence, Mr. Jones.'

'Now, then -- would you prefer a speedy trial or an accurate trial.'

Pogo Cellist

"And were you wearing that particular hat on the night of the murder?"

"I hope you don't mind but I used a couple of your ugly ties for a tail."

'I'm playing a crowd member in the Easter pageant. I was going to play Pilate 'til I found out I'd have to wash my hands.'