Playful Borrower Gifts

"Can you lend me a book?"

Man to realtor: 'How much for a starter cubicle?'

Things I've learned...

"Sorry, stock-market jitters."

"Things got heated with the Morgans. I may have wagered our car. You're up."

Young costermonger trying to sell to a gentleman.

Man feeding fish banks with money, not food.

Sale - All Junk Bonds 50% Off.

"If you can't take it with you, this must be Hell."

Sounds of the market hitting all time highs. . .

"Don't put your money into stocks. Bury it!"

Shareholders Meeting - I don't like the look of this year's annual shindig.

"The bank rejected my application for a 2nd mortgage. They said they didn't have 1 in my size."

'My knee's in rehab. This one's a loaner.'

'Hi, Dad! We were going to set up the lemonade stand you suggested, but then Jamie got an even better idea!'

At The Clown Bank.

Looks like another hostile takeover...

"We argue a lot about money--her library fines, my antique car collection..."

"To give it credibility let's tell the boss we stole our business idea from the Japanese instead of thinking it up ourselves!"

'We're giving the market three 'reallys', today.'

'Perkins, what about this trip on your expense account to 'Fantasy Island'?'

"Apparently shares can go down, as well as plunging into meltdown and spinning into free-fall."

"I heard you are charging a monthly fee for using your debit card, and I'm here to complain!"

'He made a lot of money investing in what he knew - dog biscuit and rawhide bone futures.'

'Hi, yourself.'

"I know that you've always enoyed your work."

'My dad showed me how to make awesome paper airplanes out of corporate bonds.'

IRS. I made less money this year than last year because I spent six months filling out my tax form!

Lending Library. It's a good idea Mister Franklin, but wouldn't rent-to-own be a better business model?

Stock market full recovery?

'The only thing that matters now is inflation. . . Sometimes I wonder why we bother to have inflation at all.'

"Dancing with the liquidators."

Supermarket trolley repairs

'I'll take Tommy Peters to cry first, for a nickel.'

"Overcoming tardiness is overdue."