Casual Borrower Gifts

'I hate to bother you, but I ran short of a few things.'

5pm Happy Hour. 6pm discussion: what is true happiness?

You've read the book's dust jacket. Now, play the video game!

'The second diet of my diet is always the easiest. By then, I'm off my diet.'

'The reason I like this guy's stock picks is, he's not burdened by having any experience in finance whatsoever.'

"Colin kept the bar fairly low."

Shopper in grocery store sees TV dinners marked daytime and prime time.

'Chicken soup for dummies who don't sweat the small stuff.'

'Stocks rose on news that '90% of success is just being there.''

'I don't actually want to learn so much that I become a wine buff - just a wine snob!'

"Yoga has helped me appreciate the healing power of donuts."

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Moral Values for Dummies

Colin V Longshore Drift

"I don't mind being wrong. That doesn't bother me at all! What bothers me is when other people know I'm wrong."

"To give it credibility let's tell the boss we stole our business idea from the Japanese instead of thinking it up ourselves!"

"Hey, bro...it's the least I could do."

"We're not too concerned about him not graduating. We've only made it to tenth grade so we're already proud."

"I have to write a book report for school. . . do you have any books with lots of pictures?"

Company Shares - I wouldn't fancy buying any in a company I work for.

"Nothing much. Reading a book by some dead white female."

"Hey, look on the bright side, at least we're not wine coolers."

"Don't worry mate... We've rung for an economist."

'So, read any good book lately?'

Impulse Investors Welcomed.

"Our panel of experts include. . .and Dan, who has listened to two different podcasts on this topic."

'Am I safe in assuming that your requirements do not include a formal dining room?'

'The wife and I have decided to nominate our weekly drink-free days as tomorrow and the day after tomorrow.'

"Can you lend me a book?"

"This is my exit strategy."