Casual Borrower Gifts

'I hate to bother you, but I ran short of a few things.'

5pm Happy Hour. 6pm discussion: what is true happiness?

You've read the book's dust jacket. Now, play the video game!

'The second diet of my diet is always the easiest. By then, I'm off my diet.'

'The reason I like this guy's stock picks is, he's not burdened by having any experience in finance whatsoever.'

"Colin kept the bar fairly low."

'Chicken soup for dummies who don't sweat the small stuff.'

Shopper in grocery store sees TV dinners marked daytime and prime time.

You invested in Facebook?! How could you? That bugs you? You, of all people, are mad that the FTC is suing Meta Platforms in an antitrust case? No, I mean how can you afford to invest? If you can afford to buy stock, then I pay you way too much. It was only $40! Quiet, I'm calculating your pay cut.

'Stocks rose on news that '90% of success is just being there.''

'I don't actually want to learn so much that I become a wine buff - just a wine snob!'

"Yoga has helped me appreciate the healing power of donuts."

Ladmag - Caution, immature content.

Fini. That show was schmaltzy, way too sentimental. I'll never criticize anything that can be described as "cheesy"!

Moral Values for Dummies

Everyone have enough to eat and drink? We can start the discussion! I'll have a drop of wine. Do you have another cookie? I could do one more cheese puff. Got it. No one's read the book. I googled lost of reviews!

"I don't mind being wrong. That doesn't bother me at all! What bothers me is when other people know I'm wrong."

Colin V Longshore Drift

Ignorance and Bliss

"Hey, bro...it's the least I could do."

"To give it credibility let's tell the boss we stole our business idea from the Japanese instead of thinking it up ourselves!"

'I couldn't figure out how to get rid of those stupid subtitles, so I slapped some duct tape over them.'

"I have to write a book report for school. . . do you have any books with lots of pictures?"

"We're not too concerned about him not graduating. We've only made it to tenth grade so we're already proud."

Company Shares - I wouldn't fancy buying any in a company I work for.

'So, read any good book lately?'

"Nothing much. Reading a book by some dead white female."

"Hey, look on the bright side, at least we're not wine coolers."

"Don't worry mate... We've rung for an economist."

Private thoughts of a television. I'd love the chance to ad lib just once!

Impulse Investors Welcomed.

"Our panel of experts include. . .and Dan, who has listened to two different podcasts on this topic."

'The wife and I have decided to nominate our weekly drink-free days as tomorrow and the day after tomorrow.'

'Am I safe in assuming that your requirements do not include a formal dining room?'

"This is my exit strategy."