Casual Learners Gifts

"Our panel of experts include. . .and Dan, who has listened to two different podcasts on this topic."

5pm Happy Hour. 6pm discussion: what is true happiness?

You've read the book's dust jacket. Now, play the video game!

'The reason I like this guy's stock picks is, he's not burdened by having any experience in finance whatsoever.'

"Colin kept the bar fairly low."

'Chicken soup for dummies who don't sweat the small stuff.'

'Stocks rose on news that '90% of success is just being there.''

'I don't actually want to learn so much that I become a wine buff - just a wine snob!'

Student about Biz Quick class: 'It's bite-size information in a 15 minute class that teaches you how to roll in the dough.'

Ladmag - Caution, immature content.

University students practising arithmetic through betting odds

Moral Values for Dummies

"I don't mind being wrong. That doesn't bother me at all! What bothers me is when other people know I'm wrong."

"We're not too concerned about him not graduating. We've only made it to tenth grade so we're already proud."

"I have to write a book report for school. . . do you have any books with lots of pictures?"

"Don't worry. She usually breaks her fitness resolution within the month."

Caddy With A Cool Box

Use it or lose it.

'I'm guessing it'll have to be by text.'

Company Shares - I wouldn't fancy buying any in a company I work for.

"Done already? Wow!" "Yup, a new record. Just under two years."

"Hey, look on the bright side, at least we're not wine coolers."

"Nothing much. Reading a book by some dead white female."

'So, read any good book lately?'

"This is doing nothing for my abs."

Impulse Investors Welcomed.

Job centre - casual jobs; rotten, insecure low-paid jobs;dull, boring, repetitive jobs; Jobs that no-one in their right mind would consider.

Adult Training Centre: Problem solving for beginners.

"I have half an hour if you want someone to get sucked into your drama."

"It was just that one time that you won the Nobel Prize, wasn't it, dear?"

'The wife and I have decided to nominate our weekly drink-free days as tomorrow and the day after tomorrow.'

Books - As Seen on TV.