Casual Learners T-Shirts

"Our panel of experts include. . .and Dan, who has listened to two different podcasts on this topic."

5pm Happy Hour. 6pm discussion: what is true happiness?

You've read the book's dust jacket. Now, play the video game!

'The reason I like this guy's stock picks is, he's not burdened by having any experience in finance whatsoever.'

"Colin kept the bar fairly low."

You invested in Facebook?! How could you? That bugs you? You, of all people, are mad that the FTC is suing Meta Platforms in an antitrust case? No, I mean how can you afford to invest? If you can afford to buy stock, then I pay you way too much. It was only $40! Quiet, I'm calculating your pay cut.

'Chicken soup for dummies who don't sweat the small stuff.'

'Stocks rose on news that '90% of success is just being there.''

'I don't actually want to learn so much that I become a wine buff - just a wine snob!'

Student about Biz Quick class: 'It's bite-size information in a 15 minute class that teaches you how to roll in the dough.'

Ladmag - Caution, immature content.

Moral Values for Dummies

"I don't mind being wrong. That doesn't bother me at all! What bothers me is when other people know I'm wrong."

University students practising arithmetic through betting odds

Everyone have enough to eat and drink? We can start the discussion! I'll have a drop of wine. Do you have another cookie? I could do one more cheese puff. Got it. No one's read the book. I googled lost of reviews!

Ignorance and Bliss

"We're not too concerned about him not graduating. We've only made it to tenth grade so we're already proud."

Caddy With A Cool Box

"Don't worry. She usually breaks her fitness resolution within the month."

"I have to write a book report for school. . . do you have any books with lots of pictures?"

Use it or lose it.

'I'm guessing it'll have to be by text.'

Company Shares - I wouldn't fancy buying any in a company I work for.

"Hey, look on the bright side, at least we're not wine coolers."

"Done already? Wow!" "Yup, a new record. Just under two years."

"Nothing much. Reading a book by some dead white female."

"This is doing nothing for my abs."

'So, read any good book lately?'

Impulse Investors Welcomed.

Job centre - casual jobs; rotten, insecure low-paid jobs;dull, boring, repetitive jobs; Jobs that no-one in their right mind would consider.

Adult Training Centre: Problem solving for beginners.

"I have half an hour if you want someone to get sucked into your drama."

"It was just that one time that you won the Nobel Prize, wasn't it, dear?"

'The wife and I have decided to nominate our weekly drink-free days as tomorrow and the day after tomorrow.'

I used to run every day. But lately its just been a rack for my clothes.