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"It was just that one time that you won the Nobel Prize, wasn't it, dear?"

"Done already? Wow!" "Yup, a new record. Just under two years."

Where the Appalachian Trail Crosses the Path of Least Resistance

'Good girl, Carol - now hands up all those who have lost their pens.'

"Where would you see yourself in five years' time?"

A desert island with a knotted palm tree

What else is there to wish for?

"I have a recurring nightmare that I've taken a test, and the professor won't give me an 'A'."

"How should we divide the teams?"

"Today we are going to find out if you can that leap."

Caged Businessman

"Colin kept the bar fairly low."

"One day, I'll be the first woman!"

"I hope you're good, Charlie. I've only played a couple of times."

"You know, there's a corporate elevator."

"Listen here pup, it's time you realized it's a "dog eat dog" world."

"I really love school. There's only one problem. I think not having a college degree is holding me back."

'I was speeding right along toward my goal of moving up from middle management, when a cost-cutting measure overtook me!'

"Trying to get new business is killing me..."

Do you mind if my mother joins our little business dinner ? You know what it's like, I don't want people from the office to think I'm sleeping my way to the top.

One day, he hoped to hit the big time.

"I know by outward standard I'm successful, but a voice inside my head keeps saying, 'Where's your private plane?"

'I don't actually want to learn so much that I become a wine buff - just a wine snob!'

'Maybe we could hold the wedding on 'Casual Friday'.'

Ladder of Success. Slide of fun.

"You can achieve anything if you put you mind to it."

"Sorry, but if we hire someone like you, you'll quit in six months and start a rival company!"

"Timothy, success is nothing to fear."

The little engine who could, but decided not to- 'Ah, the heck with it!'

How to get ahead and how to get further ahead.

"It's beginning to appear as if I'll never have greatness thrust upon me."

'Do I have to spell it out for you?'

"I don't mind being wrong. That doesn't bother me at all! What bothers me is when other people know I'm wrong."

'It's true that a college degree might render you overqualified for your present position, but it's a chance I'd take.'

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