Casual Accomplisher Gifts

"Colin kept the bar fairly low."

"Geez, from way up here it almost looks like there’s hope for humanity."

"How should we divide the teams?"

'The second diet of my diet is always the easiest. By then, I'm off my diet.'

'Anorak anoraks'.

"I hope you're good, Charlie. I've only played a couple of times."

Shopper in grocery store sees TV dinners marked daytime and prime time.

Sports Fan - Whoever's Winning

'I don't actually want to learn so much that I become a wine buff - just a wine snob!'

'Maybe we could hold the wedding on 'Casual Friday'.'

"Yoga has helped me appreciate the healing power of donuts."

"Timothy, success is nothing to fear."

"I just realized that unless I'm riding for some cause, I must look like an idiot."

"I don't mind being wrong. That doesn't bother me at all! What bothers me is when other people know I'm wrong."

"Hey, bro...it's the least I could do."

"Don't worry. She usually breaks her fitness resolution within the month."

'I try to go to the office once-a-week just to see how I'm doing.'

"Frankly, I could move a lot faster, but the truth is that I lack motivation..."

This week we've explored what might happen if there were a military draft. Hear what I say: How many soldiers died today? Now back to our regular programming. My iPad's shiny. My oil stocks are soaring.

'I simply don't know what I'd do with mother, if it wasn't for the squatters!'

"We're not too concerned about him not graduating. We've only made it to tenth grade so we're already proud."

Use it or lose it.

"Done already? Wow!" "Yup, a new record. Just under two years."

'I think casual fridays are getting too casual.'

"A movie? I would rather watch this!"

"This is doing nothing for my abs."

A Flag in One

Carrying burdens - Ghetto blaster

'Watching the football.'

"We're just like one big happy family here."

"Arlen keeps bragging about running 26 miles. What he fails to tell people is that it took him eight months to do it."

"Haven't you guys ever heard of 'casual Fridays'?"

"Our panel of experts include. . .and Dan, who has listened to two different podcasts on this topic."

'Am I safe in assuming that your requirements do not include a formal dining room?'

"It was just that one time that you won the Nobel Prize, wasn't it, dear?"