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Weinberg's egregious error would damage his reputation forever, His colleagues would thereafter refer to him as 'the big double dipper,

The wonderful world of cheese.

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"

'No standing while room is in motion.'

"I just realized you're my entire entourage."

'I like you, you remind me of someone.'

The Main Types of Cheese

Balancing two espresso martinis

"I am so attracted to you right now."

Beers

Shaken not stirred

Cut out and keep your own DJ.

"Whine and cheezed party."

"Honey, I think that's too many bows."

"Come to our microbrew party Saturday. It's B.Y.O.B. — Bring Your Own Brewery."

'We're the first film ever in HD 3-D DOUBLE D!'

Baxter Higgleton, word balloon artist.

'You're texting? Wait--'

"I write mostly confessional non-fiction."

'Inside Ralph is a comedienne crying to get out.'

"Why can't you ever relax at parties?"

Whale Piñata.

'I've heard all about you. Jayne says you're quite the prankster.'

"This one's for volunteering for field trips. This one's for planning the class holiday parties. . ."

"Ugh, I was afraid he'd be here."

"Oh, God! I had EXACTLY the right amount to drink last night."

"You know, you're really cool – we should hang out sometime."

Angry wife: 'Oh well DONE Keith! Why didn't you tell me the invite said BRING your own spirits?!'

"...and what do you think will happen if you do attend the party?

Join me in a Caiprinha!

"Please forgive us for being so late- we had parking issues."

Signs of prehistoric party behavior.