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Weinberg's egregious error would damage his reputation forever, His colleagues would thereafter refer to him as 'the big double dipper,

"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

The wonderful world of cheese.

"I just realized you're my entire entourage."

C'mon, it'll be fun! I'll throw on some stars, pop in a few planets, drum up a life form or two, and this place will be hoppin'! The Big Shebang Theory.

'No standing while room is in motion.'

'I like you, you remind me of someone.'

Beers

"I am so attracted to you right now."

Balancing two espresso martinis

Shaken not stirred

The Main Types of Cheese

Karataoke

Cut out and keep your own DJ.

"Come to our microbrew party Saturday. It's B.Y.O.B. — Bring Your Own Brewery."

"Honey, I think that's too many bows."

"Whine and cheezed party."

Baxter Higgleton, word balloon artist.

'We're the first film ever in HD 3-D DOUBLE D!'

"I write mostly confessional non-fiction."

'Inside Ralph is a comedienne crying to get out.'

'You're texting? Wait--'

Whale Piñata.

"Why can't you ever relax at parties?"

'I've heard all about you. Jayne says you're quite the prankster.'

"Please forgive us for being so late- we had parking issues."

"Ugh, I was afraid he'd be here."

"...and what do you think will happen if you do attend the party?

Angry wife: 'Oh well DONE Keith! Why didn't you tell me the invite said BRING your own spirits?!'

Join me in a Caiprinha!

"You know, you're really cool – we should hang out sometime."

Pinata Zombies

"This one's for volunteering for field trips. This one's for planning the class holiday parties. . ."

"Oh, God! I had EXACTLY the right amount to drink last night."