Paper Plate Aficionados Prints

'I Love this gingham plaid paper service! They're so pretty, I'd hate to put food on them!'

'What happened to that efficiency report? I had it in my hand not two minutes ago.'

'You can come down a peg. Mesopotamia gave the world bureaucracy, you know.'

Stationery Shop

'Good new. . . we're moving you to a bigger desk!'

"I'd go with French Impressionist. It evokes the burnished golds of autumn leaves and the bittersweet regrets of lost love. It's also on special."

"May I recommend our Seared Filet with Lobster Cream Sauce? It's very photogenic."

-"Wife and kids?" -"No, a photo of a set of beautifully prepared accounts."

He waited for the next wave of regulations to arrive.

'Making staff get a sick note after one day is essential if we're to make the whole system work more efficiently!'

"Not succinct or to the point Ambrose...just how we like it!"

Welcome Bureaucrats! (Convention of bureaucrats).

Fenton always makes a backup hard copy of his mental notes.

'Hang on a minute! We forgot to write down that check number in the giant register...'

Colin finds it difficult to let go of paperwork.

Federal Bureau of Bureaucrats: 'Regulation - the mother's milk of politics!'

'She files things on a biblical basis. Seek and ye shall find.'

Weinberg's egregious error would damage his reputation forever, His colleagues would thereafter refer to him as 'the big double dipper,

IN, IN OVER MY HEAD

International House of Paperwork

'I got confused by the news system so filed everything under 'M' for miscellaneous!'

"Where would we BE without the right DOCUMENTATION...?"

Cow InOut Trays.

Mummy Toilet Roll.

'First, I want you to get your dependents off my desk.'

'This is Henry, he'll show you the ins and outs.'

"He may be dead but according to this survey his paperwork is WORLD CLASS!"

"You go on without me; I'm just going to riffle through some papers. I so love to riffle."

"Oh I don't work here, I just love filling out forms."

"I always said I'd sleep when I'm dead, and yet here I am doing paperwork."

'911!'

Farmed Salmon Restaurant - Everyone squashed together.

Desk boxes: 'TOO LITTLE...TOO LATE'

'Of course it's a lengthy process. We feel hiring you should be as difficult as firing you.'

"Hope you know how fortunate you are...next year's tax forms get complicated..."