Collection Plate Enthusiast Prints

'Just to clarify IOU's do not qualify as a tithe!'

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

"The last one is Uncle Charlie. He was pardoned in 1987."

Doulton Canada Geese

'Still no money, but a lot more IOU's than usual!'

"I'm not all you can eat? But I brought my special plate!"

'And here's the crown jewel of the collection. It's an '86, totally organic, and the UK Bag Manufacturers' Association rates it a 99.'

Farmed Salmon Restaurant - Everyone squashed together.

"And remember, we're a multi-denominational church - we accept fiver, tenner, euros, dollars. . ."

'It's not a doll. It's an action figure.'

"Do you have anything new. . ?"

'This is the jewel in my collection. My invisible man figurine!'

Antiques: I'm not just another crock!

An upside-down cruise liner in a bottle.

'Alright, gentlemen, let's make a stamp deal.'

'Amazing! An entire book collection of nothing but volume 1 of encyclopedias given away free at as introductory offers.'

'Do you ever feel the trend to serve meals in towers is getting ridiculous?'

'Boy, they don't miss a thing, do they?'

'It comes to something when the state of the pound is such that we HOPE to find lots of foreign coins!'

"That one we fished out of the toilet."

"Don't keep me in suspense, Michael - what did they give you, a gold watch or a cheque?"

'I know it's slow tonight, but surely you can find something to do more useful than learning to spin plates?'

"Do we really have to use these plates?"

Nice motor, Alf - personalised number plate too!

"I will not buy a fridge magnet. . ."

'Eveyone get a Bobblehead Night, except me...'

'It would be much cheaper to change my name to match the initials of my present registration!'

'OH MY GOSH...IT'S A MIRACLE!!!' he's actually clearing his plate!'

'Now you listen to me, Barrows, we have a contingent from the 'dramatic and destructive Greek restaurateur society' coming here today... Make sure nothing goes wrong.'

License Plates

Robert Redford (Just Kidding!).

For Bob, every date was a limited edition

Car driving with cans attached to it and sign reading 'Just Noisy'.

Bob - Vanity Plate. I heart my cats - Insanity plate.