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'Be sure to ask George about his tomatoes.'

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

Barbequer wears apron with 'Beer in -beer out' slogan.

Cocktails on the verandah.

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

"I invited a few friends over who think you should see a psychiatrist."

'It's rather unorthodox, but it appears the deposit refund on the empties will cover your first interest payment.'

Party of two? No, it was quite a large party.

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

Cow Pinatas

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

Figures from 'Ascent of Man' diagram all do the Conga: 'Let's all fo the Conga, na-na-na-na ...'

"I told you playing Pin the Tail on the Donkey was a dumb idea."

Champagne

Early photobombing

C'mon, it'll be fun! I'll throw on some stars, pop in a few planets, drum up a life form or two, and this place will be hoppin'! The Big Shebang Theory.

Cardiac Recovery.

'He made an excellent jelly.'

'The way I see it, sobriety is a preventable, condition.'

We'll have Manhattans...

Wedding Day Itinerary.

Punt Cake

'Smashing party, Miss - can we have another one tomorrow?'

Award Winning Gardener

"How should we divide the teams?"

Check your universal remote control at the door.

"Think we'll still make happy hour?"

'Apparently the stag party has gone into extra time.'

"Sorry, kid. No off-campus drinking until you're twenty-one."

'What sort of wines do you like?' ... 'Powerful ones!'

"Five hamburgers with buns, three hamburgers without buns and two buns, without hamburgers."

Illustration from an Unpublished Novel

"Damn those dugout Martinis!"