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'Be sure to ask George about his tomatoes.'

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

Barbequer wears apron with 'Beer in -beer out' slogan.

"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

Cocktails on the verandah.

'It's rather unorthodox, but it appears the deposit refund on the empties will cover your first interest payment.'

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

"I invited a few friends over who think you should see a psychiatrist."

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

Party of two? No, it was quite a large party.

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

Champagne

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

Figures from 'Ascent of Man' diagram all do the Conga: 'Let's all fo the Conga, na-na-na-na ...'

We'll have Manhattans...

'He made an excellent jelly.'

Wedding Day Itinerary.

Punt Cake

Cardiac Recovery.

Early photobombing

'The way I see it, sobriety is a preventable, condition.'

'Smashing party, Miss - can we have another one tomorrow?'

Check your universal remote control at the door.

"Five hamburgers with buns, three hamburgers without buns and two buns, without hamburgers."

"How should we divide the teams?"

"Damn those dugout Martinis!"

"Think we'll still make happy hour?"

Illustration from an Unpublished Novel

"Sorry, kid. No off-campus drinking until you're twenty-one."

'What sort of wines do you like?' ... 'Powerful ones!'

'Apparently the stag party has gone into extra time.'

Award Winning Gardener

"Ron didn't realise he was so popular."